Now maybe I just have unreasonably high standards. My mom has always provided my sister and I with good meals. Even during the breakfast skipping days of high school she made sure we shoved something into our still sleeping stomachs before heading out the door. So it was strange for me to come into a house where the kitchen that was rarely visited by people.
Over this summer I have deduced that there are many types of people you will meet in your college dorm kitchen. Each of them, including yourself, will have questionable eating habit but you will undeniably judge each other no matter what. Here are the five most common people I encountered.
Number 1: The humus eaters. These people can somehow manage to survive solely on humus and carrots. They will show up around meal times, haul out their family sized tub of humus from the fridge, and proceed to eat a few carrots before putting it all back and heading out the door. How they manage to survive on mashed chickpeas and carrots without going insane is beyond me.
Number 2: The microwaver. He's the kid that goes home every weekend and magically comes back with a weeks worth of mom's best food. You will envy his endless supply of home cooked meals. It will make you question why you decided to go to school so far away from home. No matter how much you hate leftovers, you probably hate cooking for yourself more.
Number 3: The take-out grabber. Between the microwaver and the take-out grabber, you will never be able to use the microwave to defrost your frozen veggies. Rather than being annoyed, though, you will be in constant wonder. Where does this kid get the money to buy all this food? All those five dollar foot longs and pizza deliveries must add up.
Number 4: The popper. You swear she only eats popcorn. If you wondered how the humus eater survived you will undoubtably question how the popper hasn't waisted away to nothing at this point. You will probably never understand her, but you will hate her because while she is taking in minimum calories the seductive smell of her eating habits has tempted you every night this week. Damn you Orville and your buttery goodness!
Number 5: The real cooker. These people are slaving away in the kitchen from 5 to 8 every night with the hope of reaping the rewards of a home cooked meal. Of course this is their first time cooking so failure is imminent. They will likely set off the fire alarm at least once a week, forcing you out of the house when all your wanted was to take a nice nap. This will surely ruin your plans to go out and party with your friends. (Although let's face it, you were probably going to watch Netflix anyway).